{"product_id":"piss-yourself-funny-blank-birthday-card","title":"I Would Have Bought You A Funny Card - Funny but Rude Blank Birthday Card for women","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor many years now we have been relying on this supplier to help find unique and quirky gifts for our customers and their loved ones. Over the past couple of years their collection of blank greeting cards has been growing and getting better with each season. Now, we're bringing our customers an even larger collection of their greeting cards and we hope you love them as much as we do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny blank birthday card is another brilliant addition to our newest collection of funny cards. It features a pale blue and green background with blue text that reads \"I would have bought you a funny card... but at your age there's a chance you could piss yourself\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your personal message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and Printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCard, envelope and cello wrap are recyclable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures 15 x 15 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Richard Lang \u0026 Son","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56646005260661,"sku":"4RC302","price":2.85,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0254\/4952\/9397\/files\/4RC302_1.jpg?v=1769608193","url":"https:\/\/www.whiteorchard.co.uk\/products\/piss-yourself-funny-blank-birthday-card","provider":"White Orchard","version":"1.0","type":"link"}