{"title":"Shop Cheeky Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the fun corner! Here, you’ll find everything from witty banter to downright cheeky (and occasionally a little bit rude) greeting cards. Perfectly curated for birthdays, big milestones, or 'just because,' these cards are guaranteed to stand out on the mantelpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"new-camilla-and-rose-i-thought-it-was-my-dryer-funny-blank-womens-greeting-card","title":"Camilla and Rose - I Thought it was my Dryer - Funny Blank Women's Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\"\u003eWe are thrilled to bring you a large selection of the infamous Camilla \u0026amp; Rose blank card range. These cards have been making our customers laugh since we first introduced them in 2020. Over the years, the offerings have grown to include cards for milestone birthdays, close relatives, special occasions, and everything in between. 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There is even a greater range of cards for men now and our in-store customers are loving them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\"\u003eWith several new additions to our offerings, we hope you’re able to find the perfect blank card that will make your loved one laugh out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMessage on front: \"If a crisp falls on the floor and you pick it up... that's a squat right?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCard Size: \u003cspan\u003e125 x 175mm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCards are 100% recyclable and there is no cellophane\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cherry Orchard","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44430057013496,"sku":"CR165","price":2.75,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0254\/4952\/9397\/files\/CR165.jpg?v=1707393246"},{"product_id":"camilla-and-rose-7-stages-of-menopause-funny-blank-womens-greeting-card","title":"Camilla and Rose - The 7 Stages of Menopause - Funny Blank Greeting Card for Women","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\"\u003eWe are thrilled to bring you a large selection of the infamous Camilla \u0026amp; Rose blank card range. 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There is even a greater range of cards for men now and our in-store customers are loving them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\"\u003eWith several new additions to our offerings, we hope you’re able to find the perfect blank card that will make your loved one laugh out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMessage on front: \"Looks like it’s F**k this S**t O’Clock!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCard Size: \u003cspan\u003e125 x 175mm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCards are 100% recyclable and there is no cellophane\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cherry Orchard","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45508898095352,"sku":"CR1005","price":2.75,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0254\/4952\/9397\/files\/CR1005.jpg?v=1738774665"},{"product_id":"new-camilla-and-rose-lead-me-not-into-temptation-funny-blank-womens-birthday-card","title":"Camilla and Rose - Lead Me Not into Temptation … - Funny Blank Birthday Card for Women","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\"\u003eWe are thrilled to bring you a large selection of the infamous Camilla \u0026amp; Rose blank card range. 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There is even a greater range of cards for men now and our in-store customers are loving them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\"\u003eWith several new additions to our offerings, we hope you’re able to find the perfect blank card that will make your loved one laugh out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMessage: \"Are you sure this will work like those toning tables Rose!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCard Size: \u003cspan\u003e125 x 175mm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCards are 100% recyclable and there is no cellophane\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cherry Orchard","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54942138827125,"sku":"CR27","price":2.75,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0254\/4952\/9397\/files\/CR27.jpg?v=1738255719"},{"product_id":"camilla-and-rose-sassy-classy-and-still-kickin-assy-funny-blank-womens-birthday-card","title":"Camilla and Rose - Sassy, Classy and still Kickin Assy - Funny Blank Greeting Card for Women","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\"\u003eWe are thrilled to bring you a large selection of the infamous Camilla \u0026amp; Rose blank card range. 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